I felt this excerpt from our inspiring "bench coach" should be shared. Andrew Kelley writing about our softball team playoffs this Sunday vs. the Beavers:
How about those Ballbusters? After their loss to Balls deep last year no expected them to be back. But Chris Brandi stopped popping up to first base and Mike Early and Whitey stopped coming to games and they find themselves right back in the thick of things. And they have not one but two sibling combinations. I am not sure who is more dynamic the Halliseys or the Travers. And Mush and D-Mac and Coco and Dales...you have to have a nickname to be good. Hunter is at the back of their pen and Warner's inside out swing makes the girls' hearts swoon. And when Burkey is around, hey, hey I want to be a rockstar: all the good golddiggers are going to wind up there, all the playboy bunnies with the bleached blond hair. Mary has a silky stroke that's the envy of the league. Who can stop these guys? There's only one postseason. There's only one Fall Classic. There's only one October.
How about those Ballbusters? After their loss to Balls deep last year no expected them to be back. But Chris Brandi stopped popping up to first base and Mike Early and Whitey stopped coming to games and they find themselves right back in the thick of things. And they have not one but two sibling combinations. I am not sure who is more dynamic the Halliseys or the Travers. And Mush and D-Mac and Coco and Dales...you have to have a nickname to be good. Hunter is at the back of their pen and Warner's inside out swing makes the girls' hearts swoon. And when Burkey is around, hey, hey I want to be a rockstar: all the good golddiggers are going to wind up there, all the playboy bunnies with the bleached blond hair. Mary has a silky stroke that's the envy of the league. Who can stop these guys? There's only one postseason. There's only one Fall Classic. There's only one October.
There's only one October. I live for this! Bring on the Beavers.
Eloquent, right? I don't think I could add anything to that even if I wanted to. Here's to the Bustasss!
1 comment:
HAHA, this is awesome ... those Dane Cook ads were annoying, this is a much better take! I need to come witness the Ball Busters in action ...
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